Last night had to have been one of the most disturbing nights of my life. Mainly because I was partially confronted with a very dramatic scene. In very teenage fashion, I was up at about one in the morning, typing my arse off to meet a deadline. Anyway, while procrastinating – even at that hour [...]

You’re sitting somewhere – you may choose your location – and suddenly you make eye contact with someone at the other side of the room. The insecurities begin. Despite the fact that they have never been of interest in the past, you’re suddenly very aware of their presence, since you want to know if they’re [...]

So you’re sitting – let’s say on the bus – and you’re pretending to be asleep because you don’t actually want anyone talking to you. However, since you’re not actually asleep, you can still hear the conversations around you. You’re daydreaming about [insert thing you daydream about] and then all of a sudden, you pick [...]

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With the sensual image of tandoori chicken in mind I began thinking of food… Apparently, it’s NFL tradition that a team’s rookie should take the rest of the team out to dinner, and without fail, this is what Larry English did. Lucky waiter.