Grotesque, malicious, hairy creatures.They leer at you, venom easing in the niche of their mouths, sending ice cold chills crawling down your spine. Their dexterous spinnerets knit edifices of destruction in the corners of your rooms, which cling in dutiful patience for its prey to fall victim to the macabre paws of its demiurge…
Or as wikipedia prefers to describe it, “Spiders (order Araneae) are air-breathing chelicerate arthropods that have body segments fused into two tagmata, the cephalothorax and abdomen, joined by a small, cylindrical pedicel, as well as eight legs.
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… Yeah. That was… real helpful wikipedia. Thanks. ( to those of you who only understood that last part… I commend you for your normality )






If anyone’s missed me at school recently – in classes, around the common room, or, most likely, when they were handing out 40th anniversary cupcakes – you’ll notice that I’ve been ill for the past seven days or so.


